Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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