I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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