I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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