Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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