his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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