Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
no you cant smoke seaweed
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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