god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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