My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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