If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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