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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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