Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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