i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
