No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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