somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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