Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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