He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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