you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So vagazzling was a success
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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