I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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