Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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