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(805): View more from California

So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

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(678): View more from Georgia

I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth

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(224): View more from Illinois

he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"

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(862): View more from New Jersey

forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious

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(503): View more from Oregon

They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?

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(480): View more from Arizona

it's like russian roulette but with a penis

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(616): View more from Michigan

He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...

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