My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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