i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My life is pants optional.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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