theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Welp...herpes.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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