What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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