he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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