hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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