it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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