As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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