I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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