i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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