Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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