im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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