I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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