the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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