..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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