Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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