How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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