Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize