It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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