11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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