My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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