I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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