Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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