Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We named our party play list daddy issues
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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