he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
