Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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