I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My balls are so social today.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
