You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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