Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I am naked and annoyed.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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