That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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