I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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