lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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