turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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