Its about making memories worth repressing
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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