Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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