Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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