If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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