You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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