oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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