I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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