I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
where are my eyebrows?
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