i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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